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Maxsus bo'lim => Xorijiy bo'lim/Foreign board => Mavzu boshlandi: registan 16 Oktyabr 2008, 16:45:30

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Yuborildi: registan 16 Oktyabr 2008, 16:45:30
Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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Yuborildi: registan 17 Oktyabr 2008, 10:17:59
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:28:22
Find the faces in the pics. Watch and relax...

(http://i35.tinypic.com/ekryhh.jpg)
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:28:59
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:29:36
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:32:08
(http://s39.radikal.ru/i084/0810/b7/9cee7156608c.jpg) (http://www.radikal.ru)
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:32:35
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:33:02
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:33:48
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:34:15
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:35:02
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Yuborildi: registan 22 Oktyabr 2008, 09:35:28
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Yuborildi: registan 15 Noyabr 2008, 17:07:18
Health - Very Very Important Tips


Answer the phone by LEFT ear .

Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.

Do not take pills with COOL water .

Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.

Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.

Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .

Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.

Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.

When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
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Yuborildi: registan 16 Noyabr 2008, 17:00:11
Quite interesting!


The Organs of your body have their sensory touches at the bottom of your foot, if you massage these points you will find relief from aches and pains as you can see the heart is on the left foot.


(http://i33.tinypic.com/nz4vtw.jpg)

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.

It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated at all times.
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Yuborildi: The_Alchemist 17 Noyabr 2008, 09:17:10
Amazing!!!
Thanks brother....

The Alchemist
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Yuborildi: _Otabek_ 18 Noyabr 2008, 08:29:20
It is amazing! It was really easy. Only one word seems to be strange to me (one in read). What is it?

Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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Yuborildi: _Otabek_ 18 Noyabr 2008, 08:48:12
registan, let me comment on these valuable tips..


Iqtibos
Answer the phone by LEFT ear .

Why, do you have any information on that?

Iqtibos
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Correct..

Iqtibos
Do not take pills with COOL water .
Didn't know about it, will follow in future.

Iqtibos
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Strongly agree!
 

Iqtibos
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Sounds reasonable..

Iqtibos
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Yes, I usually try to drink some boiled water (not in cold state) before the breakfast, it improves digestion processes.   

Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
I don't understand, from that simple cellphone chargers? Why?

Iqtibos
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
You are right! Yesterday I noticed that it was bleeding a little bit inside my ears, because I use my headphones too often these days. So, people, be careful with that.   

Iqtibos
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.

I always keep it in mind, but still can't manage it..

Iqtibos
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
will know, thanks.

Iqtibos
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

... thank you for information.
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Yuborildi: registan 18 Noyabr 2008, 10:30:25
It is amazing! It was really easy. Only one word seems to be strange to me (one in read). What is it?

Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

It's "actually". :)
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Yuborildi: _Otabek_ 18 Noyabr 2008, 10:32:08
It is amazing! It was really easy. Only one word seems to be strange to me (one in read). What is it?

Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

It's "actually". :)

Thanks!
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Yuborildi: registan 18 Noyabr 2008, 10:40:03
registan, let me comment on these valuable tips..


Iqtibos
Answer the phone by LEFT ear .

Why, do you have any information on that?


Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
I don't understand, from that simple cellphone chargers? Why?

 
... thank you for information.

Otabek, first thank u for ur comment!

When you try to call through mobile phone, do not put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers.The reason is directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is:2watts = 33dbi!!!! . So Please be careful.Please use LEFT EAR while using cell phone [mobile] and save your brain,because if you use the RIGHT EAR it will affect brain directly.
You can read ab it in this link. (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_should_you_answer_phone_calls_with_your_left_ear)

After receiving hundreds of queries regarding chargers and after taking a sample survey, the ministry found that many people slept with the charging phone right next to their head on their nightstand. Such a small distance between the charger or transformer and one's body could increase the chances of getting cancer, the ministry warned.
From jpost.com (http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull&cid=1215331033772)
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Yuborildi: _Otabek_ 18 Noyabr 2008, 10:50:44
registan, let me comment on these valuable tips..


Iqtibos
Answer the phone by LEFT ear .

Why, do you have any information on that?


Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS .
I don't understand, from that simple cellphone chargers? Why?

 
... thank you for information.

Otabek, first thank u for ur comment!

When you try to call through mobile phone, do not put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers.The reason is directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is:2watts = 33dbi!!!! . So Please be careful.Please use LEFT EAR while using cell phone [mobile] and save your brain,because if you use the RIGHT EAR it will affect brain directly.
You can read ab it in this link. (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_should_you_answer_phone_calls_with_your_left_ear)

After receiving hundreds of queries regarding chargers and after taking a sample survey, the ministry found that many people slept with the charging phone right next to their head on their nightstand. Such a small distance between the charger or transformer and one's body could increase the chances of getting cancer, the ministry warned.
From jpost.com (http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull&cid=1215331033772)

Oh, my God... I have been doing the same things (both!) all the time. I will change my habits from today on.  registan, I am very thankful to you for these messages, I appreciate it. And everyone should follow these recommendations.
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Yuborildi: The_Alchemist 19 Noyabr 2008, 08:50:01
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE





TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL
It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!


The Alchemist
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Yuborildi: registan 20 Noyabr 2008, 01:31:48
Thank you for the information, really amazing, it has simple explanation, The GOD wanted this happen. By the way, i guess it shows falling scene of twin towers, doesn't it? And it happened on September ninth, really cool.
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Yuborildi: registan 20 Noyabr 2008, 02:30:16
Assalamu alaykum!
Dear users what I posted and will post about human health care are absolutely blind copy, you can never find anywhere else the information like this all in one, or very difficult. So that, pay more attention to them and please comment.

Prevention is better than cure.   

HEALTHY JUICES


Carrot + Ginger + Apple  - Boost and cleanes our system.


Apple + Cucumber + Celery -   Prevent cancer, reduce cholesterol, and eliminate stomach upset and headache.   


Tomato + Carrot + Apple - Improve skin complexion and eliminate bad breath.   


Bitter gou rd + Apple + Milk -   Avoid bad breath and reduce internal body heat.   


Orange + Ginger + Cucumber - Improve Skin texture and moisture and reduce body heat.   


Pineapple + Apple + Watermelon - To dispel excess salts, nourishes the bladder and kidney.   


Apple + Cucumber + Kiwi - To improve skin complexion.   


Pear & Banana -   regulates sugar content.   


Carrot + Apple + Pear + Mango - Clear body heat, counteracts toxicity, decreased blood pressure and fight oxidization .   


Honeydew + Grape + Watermelon + Milk - Rich in vitamin C + Vitamin B2 that increase cell activity and str engthen body immunity.   


Papaya + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin C, E, Iron. Improve skin complexion and metabolism.   


Banana + Pineapple + Milk - Rich in vitamin with nutritious and prevent constipation     
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Yuborildi: The_Alchemist 20 Noyabr 2008, 07:34:04
Registan,

Amazing Post


The Alchemist
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Yuborildi: registan 21 Noyabr 2008, 12:38:00
DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese med ical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, ga str itis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and men str ual diso rd ers, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth , drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water ......interesting

2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes

3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.
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Yuborildi: registan 24 Noyabr 2008, 01:13:54
I'm posting it just because i liked this. It's a conversation between Sherlock Holmes and his number one enemy Professor Moriarty. Perfect competition of two beautiful minds.

 'You evidently don't know me,' said he.
 'On the contrary,' I answered, 'I think it is fairly evident that I do. Pray take a chair. I can spare you five minutes if you have anything to say.'
 'All that I have to say has already crossed your mind,' said he.
 'Then possibly my answer has crossed yours,' I replied.
 'You stand fast?'
 'Absolutely. '
 'You crossed my path on the fourth of January,' said he. 'On the twenty-third you incommoded me; by the middle of February I was seriously inconvenienced by you; at the end of March I was absolutely hampered in my plans; and now, at the close of April, I find myself placed in such a position through your continual persecution that I am in positive danger of losing my liberty. The situation is becoming an impossible one.'
 'Have you any suggestion to make?' I asked.
 'You must drop it, Mr. Holmes,' said he, swaying his face about. 'You really must, you know.'
 'After Monday,' said I.
 'Tut, tut!' said he. 'I am quite sure that a man of your intelligence will see that there can be but one outcome to this affair. It is necessary that you should withdraw. You have worked things in such a fashion that we have only one resource left. It has been an intellectual treat to me to see the way in
which you have grappled with this affair, and I say, unaffectedly, that it would be a grief to me to be forced to take any extreme measure. You smile, sir, but I assure you that it really would.
 'Danger is part of my trade,' I remarked.
 'This is not danger,' said he. 'It is inevitable destruction. You stand in the way not merely of an individual but of a mighty organization, the full extent of which you, with all your cleverness, have been unable to realize. You must stand clear, Mr. Holmes, or be trodden under foot.'
 'I am afraid,' said I, rising, 'that in the pleasure of this conversation I am neglecting business of importance which waits me elsewhere.'
  'Well, well,' said he at last. 'It seems a pity, but I have done what I could. I know every move of your game. You can do nothing before Monday. It has been a duel between you and me, Mr. Holmes. You hope to place me in the dock. I tell you that I will never stand in the dock. You hope to beat me. I tell you that you will never beat me. If you are clever enough to bring destruction upon me, rest assured that I shall do as much to you.'
 'You have paid me several compliments, Mr. Moriarty,' said I. 'Let me pay you one in return when I say that if I were
assured of the former eventuality I would, in the interests of the public, cheerfully accept the latter.'
 'I can promise you the one, but not the other,' he snarled, and so turned his rounded back upon me and went peering and blinking out of the room.
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Yuborildi: registan 24 Noyabr 2008, 18:04:44
10 Ways To Get A Good Night's Sleep......


Listen to soothing music.

Set up a routine. Go to bed at the same time every night.

Read a book of your choice.

Do some light exercise.

Consider aromatherapy.

Shower before bed.

Don’t eat sugar or caffeine before you sleep.

Try to avoid heavy meals before bedtime.

Don’t face the clock while you try to sleep so it doesn’t distract you.

Use breathing exercises to relax you.
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Yuborildi: ikbaljohn 26 Avgust 2009, 03:17:46
Find the faces in the pics. Watch and relax...

(http://i35.tinypic.com/ekryhh.jpg)
The face on the left looks like to V.I.Lenin or am i wrong? ::)
Is it photoshop?
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Yuborildi: registan 21 Oktyabr 2009, 17:15:08
A zebra is white with black stripes.

All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.

Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.

The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs  covering a meter a second.

The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.

India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

Phobatrivaphobia is a fear of trivia about phobias !!

It is impossible to lick your elbow. ( We know you gonna try this !!! )

A snail can sleep for 3 years. ( wow, lucky chap eh ? )

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start

In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatoa put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.

Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Say  no evil ).

55 per cent of people yawn within 5 minutes of seeing someone else yawn. Reading about yawning makes most people yawn.
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Yuborildi: Shahnaz 04 Yanvar 2010, 02:32:09
Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yes very amazing indeed:)
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Yuborildi: uzboy 19 Fevral 2010, 15:42:54
Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
Don't ignore this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

it's unbelievable. really i surprised, even everything was written wrong, i could read and understand the meaning. great job guys...
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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 25 Aprel 2010, 20:47:07
that's actually very intersting.
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Yuborildi: MISS_independent 21 Iyul 2010, 12:13:12
SHOCK just in a Shocked I have never seen like these pics in my life ty very much
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Yuborildi: Mr.ZI 21 Iyul 2010, 12:18:24
At me on July 24  examinations! To not disturb!!! I am engaged!
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Yuborildi: registan 13 Mart 2011, 20:44:57
(http://img376.yukle.tc/images/8380161966954.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: The_Alchemist 14 Mart 2011, 12:46:24
Yuqoridagi habarladan eng yoqqani battery sohasida kutilayotga habar buldi, hamma texnikalar oldinga ketgani bilan battery masalasida sezilarli uzgarish bulmayotgandi. Super yangilik bulardida havodan zaryad oladigan yoki shake bilan zaryad buladigan bulsa  : ) : ) : )

The Alchemist
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Yuborildi: Абдурроҳман 14 Mart 2011, 14:58:39
Кейинги беш йилликда кутилаётган янги супертехнологиялар.
IBM келаси беш йиликда кўриниши кутилаётган янгиликларини эълон қилди.

Уч ўлчамли мобиль телефонлер
Технология қўл телефонларга уч ўлчамли тасвирларни лойихалашга рухсат бермоқда.
Телефонлардаги уч ўлчамлик камералар ёрдамида мулоқотни йўлга қўйиш.

Атрофдаги ахборотни доимий тарзда тўплаб бориш.
Телефон, енгил автомобил ва шунга ўхшаш кўплаб нарсалардаги сенсорлар тадқиқодчиларга муҳитдаги жорий вақÑ‚ лавҳаларини узатиб туради
Бу тадқиқот IBM нинг бошланғич оммавий тадқиқотларининг бир қисми

Хаводан заряд олувчи батареялар.
Батареяларда хаводан заряд оладиган зич-энергиялик металлардан фойдаланилади.
Батареялар енгилроқ ва кичикроқ бўлади.
Ва 10 мартта кўпроққа етади.

ривожлантирилган иссиқлик ва қувват айлануви
Серверлардан олинаётган катта миқдордаги иссиқлик биноларни иситиш учун ишлатилади.
Жорий вақтда маълумотларни қайта ишлаш марказларидаги қувватнинг 50 фоизи уларни совутиш учун сарфланади, шу вақтнинг ўзида улар ҳавога қўйиб юборилади.

Мослаштирилган қатновни назорат қилиш тизимлари
Инсонларнинг одатлари, хатти харакатларини ўрганиб, хар кунлик ва дунё бўйлаб саёхатларининг оптимум маршрутлари ишлаб чиқилади.


P.S. Қўлдан келганича эркин таржима қилдим рози бўласиз
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Yuborildi: registan 18 Mart 2011, 13:10:16
University of Illinois engineers have developed a form of ultra-low-power digital memory that is faster and uses 100 times less energy than similar available memory. The technology could give future portable devices much longer battery life between charges.

Led by ECE Assistant Professor Eric Pop, the team will publish its results in an upcoming issue of Science magazine and online in the March 10 Science Express.

www.ece.illinois.edu (http://www.ece.illinois.edu/mediacenter/article.asp?id=1219)
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Yuborildi: registan 18 Mart 2011, 21:11:27
Kulgidan qotdim lekin!!! ))))))))

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!
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Yuborildi: registan 08 Aprel 2011, 23:52:44
Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES. Enjoy! ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE
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Yuborildi: registan 09 Aprel 2011, 17:44:42
Are you sure it's not a banana? ;D

(http://img370.yukle.tc/images/9758funny-graphs-ananas.png) (http://www.yukle.tc)

Btw, in Uzbek it's Ananas too :)
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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 09 Aprel 2011, 18:08:15
Kulgidan qotdim lekin!!! ))))))))

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

LOL, is that jock? the official language should be French
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Yuborildi: registan 09 Aprel 2011, 18:46:19
Of course it is, i mean joke, there's said English and German, because if you noticed the last row looks like German. By the way, why do you think it should be French?

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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 10 Aprel 2011, 01:04:48
I think, it should be the language that everybody is agree with and comfortable with. English will win the competition when it comes to choose for English or French
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Yuborildi: Sofdil 10 Aprel 2011, 02:50:13
I think, it should be the language that everybody is agree with and comfortable with. English will win the competition when it comes to choose for English or French


that really depends on person and preferances
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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 10 Aprel 2011, 03:00:50
that's exacly what i said
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Yuborildi: Aqoid 10 Aprel 2011, 06:24:10
Yes, ok, good, thank you. Yana qanaqa so'zlar boridi. Ha topdim, come to the blackboard, please.
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Yuborildi: azizbek_mx 10 Aprel 2011, 07:53:32
Видеодаги текстниям жойлай оласизларми? Кура олмаганларам бахраманд булишсин
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Yuborildi: registan 11 Aprel 2011, 11:31:58
Some of the Q/As in the video above.

1. What's the religion of Israel?
    a. Israeli
    b. Muzlem (lol it should be "muslim", actually "muzlem" means "oppressed" in arabic)
    c. Islamic
    d. Catholic

2. How many sides does triangle have?
    a. Four
    b. No sides

3. What's the currency used in UK?
    a. American money
    b. Queen Elisabeth money

4. Kofi Anan is a drink. True or False?
    a. Coffee is a drink
    b. Law firm
    c. Kofi what?

5. Who is Tony Blair?
    a. Skater
    b. Actor
    c. Lindy Blair's brother

6. How many Eiffel towers are there in Paris?
    a. Ten  :o
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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 11 Aprel 2011, 17:40:36
haa juda savayasiz sovollar-u savyasiz jovoblar.
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Yuborildi: Abdul_Malik 11 Aprel 2011, 20:00:48
Sizning saviyaligingiz - "saviya" so'zingizdan sezilayapti...
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Yuborildi: BelleQizcha 12 Aprel 2011, 03:09:57
Sizning saviyaligingiz - "saviya" so'zingizdan sezilayapti...
;D ;D ;D ;D
Kuchli odam o'z hatolarini ustidan kuladi dib eshitgandim... shu gapizi o'qib o'zim yozgan postni o'qib chiqib KULVORDIM
bir hilla savya bilan tabaqani almashitvorishadi, omadlarini bersin...
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Yuborildi: registan 12 Aprel 2011, 16:53:24
What we see VS What our kids see ;D

(http://img375.yukle.tc/images/2056What-Kids-Adults-See-2.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
(http://img377.yukle.tc/images/1395What-Kids-Adults-See-3.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
(http://img371.yukle.tc/images/6797What-Kids-Adults-See-4.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
(http://img375.yukle.tc/images/5144What-Kids-Adults-See-5.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
(http://img376.yukle.tc/images/3298What-Kids-Adults-See-6.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
(http://img373.yukle.tc/images/7546What-Kids-Adults-See-7.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: registan 18 Iyun 2011, 16:10:07
Our children will never know the link between these two… :)

(http://img380.yukle.tc/images/3739link.png) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: registan 21 Iyul 2011, 18:04:31
Funny facebook conversation ;D

(http://img382.yukle.tc/images/5044funny-facebook-fails-untitled.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: registan 21 Iyul 2011, 18:08:01
Breaking news or devil caught on tape ;D

(http://img382.yukle.tc/images/2401tumblr_lolo3aHX761qa2j8co1_500.png) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: registan 21 Aprel 2012, 16:43:05
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Yuborildi: AbdulAziz 21 Aprel 2012, 17:11:59
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Yuborildi: azizbek_mx 22 Aprel 2012, 16:27:01
Y4H0000000!
1 4M 5MAR7!
1 4M 700 5MAR7 :)
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Yuborildi: registan 11 May 2012, 21:35:14
What success really looks like?

(http://img415.yukle.tc/images/9976What-success-looks-like.jpg) (http://www.yukle.tc)
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Yuborildi: Miss Hope 03 May 2013, 23:34:27
Town or country mouse?
This simple tale (taken from Aesop’s famous stories) shows that what may be a good place to live for one person, may not be good for another. Are you a town mouse or a country mouse?Once upon a time, there were two mice – cousins. One lived in the town and the other in the country. The town mouse was a very superior mouse, who thought that living in the town was far better than living the country. So one day, he invited his country cousin to stay with him in his town house and experience the civilized lifestyle of the town. They sat down to a meal, which to the country mouse was a feast. “Goodness me” he said. “If I was in the country, I would be having only simple bread and cheese in the quiet of my peaceful home.” Suddenly, there was a loud noise at the door. “Don’t worry,” said the town mouse, “that’s just my neighbour - the dog, he wants to join us for dinner.” The country mouse ate a little faster. Another noise was heard outside, even louder this time. “Oh dear” said the town mouse, “the cat who lives facing my house wants to join us too.” Quickly eating the last of his meal, the country mouse said, “thank you, but I think I will return to the peace and quiet of my own house after all!” Then he ran back home as fast as his legs could carry him.This simple tale (taken from Aesop’s famous stories) shows that what may be a good place to live for one person, may not be good for another. A modern version of this story might look like this:Maria lives in a big city surrounded by the speed and convenience of urban life. She works in an office with 1000 other employees, and travels too and from there on a crowded Metro. Her home is a flat overlooking a busy city-street, which is always alive with the sound of traffic and people passing by. After work she meets with friends in a bar or restaurant before going on to a disco or nightclub. Weekends are spent in the shopping mall with its numerous shops, multi-screen cinemas, fast food and entertainment complexes.Alex, however, lives in a small village in the countryside. He cycles to work down country lanes every morning, the sound of tractors, birds and animals in his ears. In the evening, he relaxes at home in front of the fire with a good book to read. At weekends, he goes for long walks in the fields with his dog.Unfortunately, life is not as simple as stories make it. A lot of today’s ‘town mice’ such as Maria would be happy to live in the country. Many modern cities have very large populations (Tokyo or Mexico City - over 25 million) and can be crowded, dirty and dangerous places to live. More than half the world’s population now lives in cities. In much of Europe and North America this can be as high as much as 80% of a country’s population. (According to the United Nations, approximately 1 billion people in cities are living in slum conditions – overcrowded and unhealthy).The 18th Century marked the beginning of the Industrial Revolution, the depopulation of the countryside and the move to towns. The towns became places of mass employment in factories and offices. Today, many town dwellers wish to reverse this trend and return to a slower pace of life like Alex, our modern ‘country mouse’. Yet, a modern country existence is not without its problems; poor transport, lack of access to hospitals and education, and services found in towns such as large shops, banks and entertainment.[/size][/font]
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Yuborildi: Muhammad Sanjar 02 Iyun 2013, 08:05:04
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