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registan  08 Aprel 2011, 23:52:44

Americans are NOT stupid - WITH SUBTITLES. Enjoy! ;D

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE</a>

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registan  09 Aprel 2011, 17:44:42

Are you sure it's not a banana? ;D



Btw, in Uzbek it's Ananas too :)

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BelleQizcha  09 Aprel 2011, 18:08:15

Kulgidan qotdim lekin!!! ))))))))

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

LOL, is that jock? the official language should be French

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registan  09 Aprel 2011, 18:46:19

Of course it is, i mean joke, there's said English and German, because if you noticed the last row looks like German. By the way, why do you think it should be French?


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BelleQizcha  10 Aprel 2011, 01:04:48

I think, it should be the language that everybody is agree with and comfortable with. English will win the competition when it comes to choose for English or French

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Sofdil  10 Aprel 2011, 02:50:13

I think, it should be the language that everybody is agree with and comfortable with. English will win the competition when it comes to choose for English or French


that really depends on person and preferances

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BelleQizcha  10 Aprel 2011, 03:00:50

that's exacly what i said

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Aqoid  10 Aprel 2011, 06:24:10

Yes, ok, good, thank you. Yana qanaqa so'zlar boridi. Ha topdim, come to the blackboard, please.

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azizbek_mx  10 Aprel 2011, 07:53:32

Видеодаги текстнисм жойлай оласизларми? Кура олмаганларам бахраманд булишсин

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registan  11 Aprel 2011, 11:31:58

Some of the Q/As in the video above.

1. What's the religion of Israel?
    a. Israeli
    b. Muzlem (lol it should be "muslim", actually "muzlem" means "oppressed" in arabic)
    c. Islamic
    d. Catholic

2. How many sides does triangle have?
    a. Four
    b. No sides

3. What's the currency used in UK?
    a. American money
    b. Queen Elisabeth money

4. Kofi Anan is a drink. True or False?
    a. Coffee is a drink
    b. Law firm
    c. Kofi what?

5. Who is Tony Blair?
    a. Skater
    b. Actor
    c. Lindy Blair's brother

6. How many Eiffel towers are there in Paris?
    a. Ten  :o

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