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Nom: Jokes
Yuborildi: Akmal 23 Avgust 2006, 21:40:17

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect
son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.

Nom: Re: Jokes
Yuborildi: Feruzabegim 05 Sentyabr 2006, 23:54:05

Iqtibos: Akmal  23 Avgust 2006, 21:40:17

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect
son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next
Wednesday.

It is funny! :D :D :D

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Yuborildi: Akmal 06 Sentyabr 2006, 00:18:56

Ten dollars

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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Yuborildi: Akmal 06 Sentyabr 2006, 00:22:45

Boy or girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

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Yuborildi: Nodi 14 Sentyabr 2006, 19:36:08

Wonderful jokes.
Continus, pls.

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Yuborildi: Akmal 20 Oktyabr 2006, 04:46:10

Attention

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me!
Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays
any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

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Yuborildi: Soliha 06 Oktyabr 2007, 20:37:01

really funny jokes! good for u!

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Yuborildi: Zulfiyabonu 09 Oktyabr 2007, 21:39:41

Ugly person illness
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?"

"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."  :11

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Yuborildi: Zulfiyabonu 09 Oktyabr 2007, 21:42:39

Too much analysis
Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, "Hello."

The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."

Nom: Re: Jokes
Yuborildi: Zulfiyabonu 09 Oktyabr 2007, 21:55:02

         School  Jokes

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How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!

How did you do in your tests?
I did what George Washington did!

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.
Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!

Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!
 :7